What is the definition of Best Life Insurance?

"Best life insurance? Sounds like a high-end subscription box for your future self. You get all the goodies - a life-or-death guarantee, a whole lotta cash if your cat decides you're not the right fit for the feline family, and maybe even a therapist to help you deal with the existential dread of knowing your golden years are about to start. Just imagine: 'Hey, buddy! I need your best life insurance policy. It'll cover me if you decide I'm not a good pet owner.' Talk about a life insurance that's as unpredictable as your cat's mood swings!"

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And here's an unsettling example sentence: "The best life insurance policy was sold to the widow of a self-proclaimed 'life insurance expert' who recommended a policy that included a clause for pet ownership if you're not a 'pet-loving' soul."